Grand Theft Bagel

Brooklyn · 7:47 AM

Controls click ✕

WASD walk

SPACE hold to fly

SHIFT / E swoop dive

P poop on tourists

Score legend

street bagel +5

rooftop bagel +15

sky bagel +40

tourist's hand +25

poop bullseye +20

combo ×1.5–×5 within 3s

Score

BEST 0

Stamina

Time Left

1:00

×1

Hunger

100%

Round complete

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Score
0
vs Best
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Best
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Named victims

[ R ] OR CLICK

PLAZA · CLICK A BAGEL

TAP CANVAS to auto-fly there

TAP MINIMAP to expand

use the pill up top to switch back to joystick

tap a bagel to fly · tap anywhere else to close

grand theft bagel

brooklyn, 7:47 am. steal from tourists, poop with prejudice, dive for bagels.

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how to play 60 seconds

WASDwalk the plaza

SPACEhold to fly · stamina drains

SHIFT/Eswoop dive at nearest bagel

Ppoop on tourists from the air

goal: grab bagels. score most. become BAGEL CRIME LORD by 0:00. tourists carry bagels. so do rooftops & the sky. the sidewalk is empty.

🥯 tourist's hand +25 🏠 rooftop bagel +15 ✨ sky bagel +40 💩 poop bullseye +20

⚠ GRAND THEFT BAGEL FAILED TO BOOT